Big bottle of goo left by eBay's auto re-listing bot. Please explore my wonders

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Sorry, Folks.  The first picture is a work pic (gotta keep the boss happy).  I like parties, beaches and traveling with friends.  The ladies just love my green, well, everything. So, If you like pina colada's and gettin' caught in the rain.  If your not into yoga and you have half a brain.  If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape, I'm the bottle you've looked for bid for me and escape